An attempt to be humorous and logical about the Buffalo Sports Scene.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Average stupid Buffalo Sports fan opens the paper.


(not saying this guy is stupid)

(Guy sits down and looks down at Paper)

WHAT! TOM GOLISANO HAS GIVEN$10 TO $25 MILLION TO THE CLINTON GLOBAL FUND!

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN USED TO PAY DRURY AND BRIERE!!!

I knew he was a cheap bastard. He doesn't care about winning. He just cares about helping others and fight poverty and horrible conditions in other countries.

What about the Sabres? They need leadership. Instead of giving money to Clinton. He should have given that money to Drury. The team would be totally better. I told everybody that he was no good. Now he wants to sell the team move them to Hamilton. This guys is the worst thing ever. Totally should have sold the team to Mark Hamister. Theres a guy that would never move a Buffalo Sports Team.

This has totally ruined my day. Now I know that ownership isn't committed to winning. Just helping the world. WHAT ABOUT MY WORLD! My world revolves around the Buffalo Sabres. A Stanley cup would justify my existstence. The loss against the Devils hit me hard and now this. He should have let Vanek go and use that money for his global aid. What good has Lazy Vanek ever done. Now Danny Briere now theres a good 2 way player.

WHAT SUNDIN SIGNED WITH THE CANUCKS!

WE TOTALLY SHOULD HAVE SIGNED HIM!

Man this Golisano doesn't care about winning. Just about making money. And giving that money to good causes.

What a bum.

(guy puts paper down, eats 3 doughnuts at the same time)



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