Coach Fewell, had a film session with the defense on monday, but only did half the game, GCFB has learned why it was cut short. This is a transcript of the meeting.
Coach Fewell: Okay fellas, I know you don't want to, but we gotta watch some of the film from last night.
(collective sigh)
Coach Fewell: Lets look at the first Patriot possession.
Keith Ellison: Why? That fucking Losman pretty much gave them a TD with that pick. Even Kiwaukee Thomas would have got that one.
Kiwaukee Thomas: HEY! OWWWWW MY GROIN! Screw you Keith.
Coach Fewell: Fellas come on. Well first a pass to Gaffney, nice tackle Angelo.
Angelo Crowell: Thanks Coach
Coach Fewell: Now Maroney runs right up the middle, for a TD. Does anyone see what went wrong?
(everyone looks around, says nothing)
Coach Fewell: Well none of you fucks put a hand on him. What is that? Don't say good blocking, either Kyle, you gotta at least bring him down before the goal line.
Coach Fewell: Ok next possession, mmm completion to Watson, Donte good thing you can tackle, because you can't cover for shit.
Donte Whitner: I think my coverage is getting better.
Coach Fewell: Really do we just want to watch the Watson TD now? Or later?
Donte Whitner says nothing
Coach Fewell: Yeah not so mouthy now. Whew those were some nice drops. Then a long TD to Moss. George, what were you doing?
George Wilson: Well I saw Welker crossing and I thought Brady was going to him.
Coach Fewell: Oh yeah, because why would Brady miss Moss, running down the sideline by himself, to throw to a covered receiver. Nice read.
George Wilson: Sorry coach I'll be in better position next time.
Coach Fewell:Yeah, because the next position you'll be in is the unemployment position.
Next possession. Oh boy they are just ripping right through us. Hey D lineman are you actually playing are just standing around hoping Brady runs right into you? At least we are kinda stopping the run. Oh, another touchdown to Moss. I know the holidays are coming, but talk about being in the season of giving, season of giving up on plays.
Aaron Schobel: Hey coach, we were trying out there. The Patriots are just really good.
Coach Fewell: Holy shit who was that? Schobel? You're still on this team? I thought you were on IR with half the defense. Anyway back to business.
Coach Fewell: Lets just fast forward, ooo another TD to Moss nice job Jabari of pushing Moss into position.
Jabari Greer: HE PUSHED OFF!
Coach Fewell: Spoken like every average corner.
Jabari gives Coach Fewell the death glare
Coach Fewell: Well and finally we end the half with another TD Moss. 4 in a half. Wow, you guys really know how to make a guy feel welcome in Buffalo. I'm sure Randy would love to come back with this kind of hospitality.
John Digiorgio: Hey! You gave us the game plan, we only followed what you called. So you're also to blame Coach.
Coach Fewell: Who in the fuck said that. Digiorgio? Who are you to question the Genius that is Perry Fewell? Thats it, everyone out! Just for that that, you don't get the pleasure of me ridiculing you for another hour. You made me look bad. NO ONE MAKES PERRY FEWELL LOOK BAD, NO ONE!
players walk out of film room, rolling eyes and shaking heads
Coach Fewell: You embarrass me in Jacksonville, HEADS WILL ROLLLLLLLL!
Coach Fewell: Okay fellas, I know you don't want to, but we gotta watch some of the film from last night.
(collective sigh)
Coach Fewell: Lets look at the first Patriot possession.
Keith Ellison: Why? That fucking Losman pretty much gave them a TD with that pick. Even Kiwaukee Thomas would have got that one.
Kiwaukee Thomas: HEY! OWWWWW MY GROIN! Screw you Keith.
Coach Fewell: Fellas come on. Well first a pass to Gaffney, nice tackle Angelo.
Angelo Crowell: Thanks Coach
Coach Fewell: Now Maroney runs right up the middle, for a TD. Does anyone see what went wrong?
(everyone looks around, says nothing)
Coach Fewell: Well none of you fucks put a hand on him. What is that? Don't say good blocking, either Kyle, you gotta at least bring him down before the goal line.
Coach Fewell: Ok next possession, mmm completion to Watson, Donte good thing you can tackle, because you can't cover for shit.
Donte Whitner: I think my coverage is getting better.
Coach Fewell: Really do we just want to watch the Watson TD now? Or later?
Donte Whitner says nothing
Coach Fewell: Yeah not so mouthy now. Whew those were some nice drops. Then a long TD to Moss. George, what were you doing?
George Wilson: Well I saw Welker crossing and I thought Brady was going to him.
Coach Fewell: Oh yeah, because why would Brady miss Moss, running down the sideline by himself, to throw to a covered receiver. Nice read.
George Wilson: Sorry coach I'll be in better position next time.
Coach Fewell:Yeah, because the next position you'll be in is the unemployment position.
Next possession. Oh boy they are just ripping right through us. Hey D lineman are you actually playing are just standing around hoping Brady runs right into you? At least we are kinda stopping the run. Oh, another touchdown to Moss. I know the holidays are coming, but talk about being in the season of giving, season of giving up on plays.
Aaron Schobel: Hey coach, we were trying out there. The Patriots are just really good.
Coach Fewell: Holy shit who was that? Schobel? You're still on this team? I thought you were on IR with half the defense. Anyway back to business.
Coach Fewell: Lets just fast forward, ooo another TD to Moss nice job Jabari of pushing Moss into position.
Jabari Greer: HE PUSHED OFF!
Coach Fewell: Spoken like every average corner.
Jabari gives Coach Fewell the death glare
Coach Fewell: Well and finally we end the half with another TD Moss. 4 in a half. Wow, you guys really know how to make a guy feel welcome in Buffalo. I'm sure Randy would love to come back with this kind of hospitality.
John Digiorgio: Hey! You gave us the game plan, we only followed what you called. So you're also to blame Coach.
Coach Fewell: Who in the fuck said that. Digiorgio? Who are you to question the Genius that is Perry Fewell? Thats it, everyone out! Just for that that, you don't get the pleasure of me ridiculing you for another hour. You made me look bad. NO ONE MAKES PERRY FEWELL LOOK BAD, NO ONE!
players walk out of film room, rolling eyes and shaking heads
Coach Fewell: You embarrass me in Jacksonville, HEADS WILL ROLLLLLLLL!
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