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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

From the Office of Dick Jauron



Everybody knows of late Dick Jauron lets us know who he is starting at Quarterback on Tuesdays. But not many people know that he also makes several other choices for the week. But once again the media is holding back on us. But GCFB got a hold of this information and here are a couple interesting tidbits.

"I am going with Coke instead of Pepsi this week, I just feel that its got a little extra the past few weeks, and it will be smart for me to stick with Coke Classic. I will reevaluate next week and see if I want to change course."

"We have also decided to go with CNN as the official news channel of the Bills locker room. Fox news was too derisive and MSNBC is MSNBC. They also have Buffalo native Wolf Blitzer, and we like to support our own around 1 Bills Drive. I see CNN starting for the foreseeable future."

"This may have been the tougher choice of the week, but on the after game meal table, we have choose Duff's for our Chicken Wings this week. The coaching staff really had to discuss, between them, Anchor Bar and Gabriel's Gate. We just feel they offer us the right spicyness and size. Though the actual performance this week will determine who we use next time and we are always open for new ideas."

I think coach Jauron really has the pulse on the players and has chosen wisely this week, but next weeks choice of what stuffing to use for Thanksgiving may rip the team apart. Choose wisely Dick.


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