The LQ decides to take a stroll down the street from his office overlooking his "empire" and bumps into a fan.
LQ: WOAH What the fuck no one touches the LQ!
Fan: Sorry man, wait you're Larry Quinn!
LQ: Thats Mr Quinn to you.
Fan: Sorry Mr Quinn, hey can you get me some tickets. (said in joking manner)
LQ: Yeah, they are at the box office, you can pay for them there.
Fan: Hey just a joke man, no need to be a dick.
LQ: A what? What did you call the LQ? NO ONE talks to me like that. Before me, this team did nothing, the Canal project was a fucking joke. And now they are clearing out the Aud. Thats all because of the LQ.
Fan: Well I'm sure others were part of that, but I'm still sticking with calling you a dick.
LQ: How do you know? Are you in the shit? Are you on the phones making deals and making things happen. This city would fall into the lake without the LQ.
Fan: Jeez, Ive heard you have an ego, but you might be delusional as well.
LQ: Delusional? Delusional is you thinking you can get tickets to the Winter Classic somehow. The LQ, can sit on the fucking ice if he wants to.
Fan: Well thats an out right lie.
LQ: Is it? How do you know? Gary Bettman is scared of the LQ. And by the way you should buy tickets to the Ronan Tynan concert on 12/30. Because "I can't think of a better way for families to kickoff the New Year and the outdoor Winter Classic weekend"
The fan stares straight ahead, shakes head and walks away
LQ: Whew! Survived another encounter with a rogue on the street. Someone get Darcy to clear all these people out of the way.
LQ: WOAH What the fuck no one touches the LQ!
Fan: Sorry man, wait you're Larry Quinn!
LQ: Thats Mr Quinn to you.
Fan: Sorry Mr Quinn, hey can you get me some tickets. (said in joking manner)
LQ: Yeah, they are at the box office, you can pay for them there.
Fan: Hey just a joke man, no need to be a dick.
LQ: A what? What did you call the LQ? NO ONE talks to me like that. Before me, this team did nothing, the Canal project was a fucking joke. And now they are clearing out the Aud. Thats all because of the LQ.
Fan: Well I'm sure others were part of that, but I'm still sticking with calling you a dick.
LQ: How do you know? Are you in the shit? Are you on the phones making deals and making things happen. This city would fall into the lake without the LQ.
Fan: Jeez, Ive heard you have an ego, but you might be delusional as well.
LQ: Delusional? Delusional is you thinking you can get tickets to the Winter Classic somehow. The LQ, can sit on the fucking ice if he wants to.
Fan: Well thats an out right lie.
LQ: Is it? How do you know? Gary Bettman is scared of the LQ. And by the way you should buy tickets to the Ronan Tynan concert on 12/30. Because "I can't think of a better way for families to kickoff the New Year and the outdoor Winter Classic weekend"
The fan stares straight ahead, shakes head and walks away
LQ: Whew! Survived another encounter with a rogue on the street. Someone get Darcy to clear all these people out of the way.
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