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Sunday, November 11, 2007

The LQ holds a team meeting



A super secret meeting was held today in the locker room at HSBC Arena.

Lindy Ruff: Ok boys um, Mr Quinn would like to address you

(collective groan)

Larry Quinn: The LQ is not happy with whats been going on. 5 goals in 5 games? This makes the LQ look bad. So we have come up with a fine system.

Pommers: Makes you look bad? A Fine System?

Larry Quinn: Who said you could question LQ? Anyway, every time you hit a post its $1000 fine and missing the net completely is $500. All money goes to Sabres Foundation. You know to give to something good, like retards or something.

Mike Ryan: I think the correct term is mentally challenged sir.

Larry Quinn: Who the fuck are you? Who let the equipment guy play with the team? Lindy?

Lindy Ruff: Mikes been in the organization for several years Larry.

Larry Quinn: Well he looks like just started playing hockey a couple weeks ago.

Jochen Hecht: So this fine system Mr Golisano signed off on it?

Larry Quinn: Yeah, sure, signed off. He shows complete confidence in the LQ. In fact he has a LQ tattoo.

Hank: I don't think thats true at all. You just what to hand out money to make you look good. Since everybody thinks your a knob job. Plus I think this violates union policy, Peters you represent us what do you think?

Peters: Duhhhh, errrrr

Hank: Christ, doing a vote as a joke was a bad idea.

Larry Quinn: Well I guess that answers the question whether its illegal or not. The fine system starts this week. I suggest you buy some more checks.

Jochen Hecht: Um. Mr Quinn, can I just write you a $10,000 check right now and call it even?

Larry Quinn: Oh no, no one time payment. Its almost Christmas and the LQ feels like Santa Claus.

Drew Stafford: Hey Max isn't gonna pay anything, he just skates around and loses the puck. He looks pretty smart now.

Larry Quinn: Oh no, skating around aimlessly and losing the puck is a $1500 fine.

Max: Fuck, I better take out a 2nd mortgage.





1 comment:

Downerguy said...

Stars fire Doug Armstrong, install Brett Hull as co-GM: Sabres fans say Hull's foot was already in the general manager's office before the firing, so the move should be disallowed.

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