A super secret meeting was held today in the locker room at HSBC Arena.
Lindy Ruff: Ok boys um, Mr Quinn would like to address you
(collective groan)
Larry Quinn: The LQ is not happy with whats been going on. 5 goals in 5 games? This makes the LQ look bad. So we have come up with a fine system.
Pommers: Makes you look bad? A Fine System?
Larry Quinn: Who said you could question LQ? Anyway, every time you hit a post its $1000 fine and missing the net completely is $500. All money goes to Sabres Foundation. You know to give to something good, like retards or something.
Mike Ryan: I think the correct term is mentally challenged sir.
Larry Quinn: Who the fuck are you? Who let the equipment guy play with the team? Lindy?
Lindy Ruff: Mikes been in the organization for several years Larry.
Larry Quinn: Well he looks like just started playing hockey a couple weeks ago.
Jochen Hecht: So this fine system Mr Golisano signed off on it?
Larry Quinn: Yeah, sure, signed off. He shows complete confidence in the LQ. In fact he has a LQ tattoo.
Hank: I don't think thats true at all. You just what to hand out money to make you look good. Since everybody thinks your a knob job. Plus I think this violates union policy, Peters you represent us what do you think?
Peters: Duhhhh, errrrr
Hank: Christ, doing a vote as a joke was a bad idea.
Larry Quinn: Well I guess that answers the question whether its illegal or not. The fine system starts this week. I suggest you buy some more checks.
Jochen Hecht: Um. Mr Quinn, can I just write you a $10,000 check right now and call it even?
Larry Quinn: Oh no, no one time payment. Its almost Christmas and the LQ feels like Santa Claus.
Drew Stafford: Hey Max isn't gonna pay anything, he just skates around and loses the puck. He looks pretty smart now.
Larry Quinn: Oh no, skating around aimlessly and losing the puck is a $1500 fine.
Max: Fuck, I better take out a 2nd mortgage.
Lindy Ruff: Ok boys um, Mr Quinn would like to address you
(collective groan)
Larry Quinn: The LQ is not happy with whats been going on. 5 goals in 5 games? This makes the LQ look bad. So we have come up with a fine system.
Pommers: Makes you look bad? A Fine System?
Larry Quinn: Who said you could question LQ? Anyway, every time you hit a post its $1000 fine and missing the net completely is $500. All money goes to Sabres Foundation. You know to give to something good, like retards or something.
Mike Ryan: I think the correct term is mentally challenged sir.
Larry Quinn: Who the fuck are you? Who let the equipment guy play with the team? Lindy?
Lindy Ruff: Mikes been in the organization for several years Larry.
Larry Quinn: Well he looks like just started playing hockey a couple weeks ago.
Jochen Hecht: So this fine system Mr Golisano signed off on it?
Larry Quinn: Yeah, sure, signed off. He shows complete confidence in the LQ. In fact he has a LQ tattoo.
Hank: I don't think thats true at all. You just what to hand out money to make you look good. Since everybody thinks your a knob job. Plus I think this violates union policy, Peters you represent us what do you think?
Peters: Duhhhh, errrrr
Hank: Christ, doing a vote as a joke was a bad idea.
Larry Quinn: Well I guess that answers the question whether its illegal or not. The fine system starts this week. I suggest you buy some more checks.
Jochen Hecht: Um. Mr Quinn, can I just write you a $10,000 check right now and call it even?
Larry Quinn: Oh no, no one time payment. Its almost Christmas and the LQ feels like Santa Claus.
Drew Stafford: Hey Max isn't gonna pay anything, he just skates around and loses the puck. He looks pretty smart now.
Larry Quinn: Oh no, skating around aimlessly and losing the puck is a $1500 fine.
Max: Fuck, I better take out a 2nd mortgage.
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