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Jim Kelly: Hey Jack wanna get a team together to buy the Bills when Ralph kicks the bucket.
Jack Kemp: You bet, wait aren't NFL teams expensive?
Jim Kelly: Haven't you heard? "I know the people, I know a couple of people that have come to me and have the money to pay it in cash."
Jack Kemp: You know people with a Billion dollars in cash?
Jim Kelly: A BILLION DOLLARS!?
Jack Kemp: Yeah the Bills are worth like 850 Million at least and when its on the open market, it will go for more.
Jim Kelly: Shit. I thought it would be like 10 million dollars. Come on everything else in Buffalo is cheap. Why do you think I don't move away? You'd be crazy to pay some of these prices elsewhere.
Jack Kemp: You know you should think through before just spouting things out like that. Bills fans are a sensitive bunch.
Jim Kelly: But I said you were in this with me.
Jack Kemp: WHAT? Why the fuck did you do that. I'm a politician. What money do I have? Well many of my own that is.
Jim Kelly: Well I thought it would be neat to have the great Bills QB's on to save the team.
Jack Kemp: I guess that makes some sense.
Jim Kelly: I also said we'd build a downtown stadium.
Jack Kemp: Christ on a stick.
Jim Kelly: Antoine Thompson was all for it.
Jack Kemp: Antoine Thompson is a suck up politician and will say anything to please voters. He'd promise everyone a million dollars just to get a vote.
Jim Kelly: I was all excited about this plan and you're killing my buzz.
Jack Kemp: Well Jim we all saw how well your nightclub/restaurant turned out.
Jim Kelly: Hey don't you have a campaign to run with Bob Dole again?
Jack Kemp: Thats low.
Ralph Wilson: Hey whats all that racket? Kemp? Don't you have to get ready for the game this week?
Jack Kemp: Mr Wilson, I retired like 40 years ago.
Ralph Wilson: Mmmm, who's that?
Jim Kelly: I'm Jim Kelly sir. Don't you remember me I guided the Bills to 4 super bowls.
Ralph Wilson: Mmmmm, sounds made up, but if your good with Kemp here, I'll let things slide. Just keep it down, I'm trying to sleep.
Jack Kemp: Jim, might be able to buy this team for 10 million after all.
Jim Kelly: Hey Jack wanna get a team together to buy the Bills when Ralph kicks the bucket.
Jack Kemp: You bet, wait aren't NFL teams expensive?
Jim Kelly: Haven't you heard? "I know the people, I know a couple of people that have come to me and have the money to pay it in cash."
Jack Kemp: You know people with a Billion dollars in cash?
Jim Kelly: A BILLION DOLLARS!?
Jack Kemp: Yeah the Bills are worth like 850 Million at least and when its on the open market, it will go for more.
Jim Kelly: Shit. I thought it would be like 10 million dollars. Come on everything else in Buffalo is cheap. Why do you think I don't move away? You'd be crazy to pay some of these prices elsewhere.
Jack Kemp: You know you should think through before just spouting things out like that. Bills fans are a sensitive bunch.
Jim Kelly: But I said you were in this with me.
Jack Kemp: WHAT? Why the fuck did you do that. I'm a politician. What money do I have? Well many of my own that is.
Jim Kelly: Well I thought it would be neat to have the great Bills QB's on to save the team.
Jack Kemp: I guess that makes some sense.
Jim Kelly: I also said we'd build a downtown stadium.
Jack Kemp: Christ on a stick.
Jim Kelly: Antoine Thompson was all for it.
Jack Kemp: Antoine Thompson is a suck up politician and will say anything to please voters. He'd promise everyone a million dollars just to get a vote.
Jim Kelly: I was all excited about this plan and you're killing my buzz.
Jack Kemp: Well Jim we all saw how well your nightclub/restaurant turned out.
Jim Kelly: Hey don't you have a campaign to run with Bob Dole again?
Jack Kemp: Thats low.
Ralph Wilson: Hey whats all that racket? Kemp? Don't you have to get ready for the game this week?
Jack Kemp: Mr Wilson, I retired like 40 years ago.
Ralph Wilson: Mmmm, who's that?
Jim Kelly: I'm Jim Kelly sir. Don't you remember me I guided the Bills to 4 super bowls.
Ralph Wilson: Mmmmm, sounds made up, but if your good with Kemp here, I'll let things slide. Just keep it down, I'm trying to sleep.
Jack Kemp: Jim, might be able to buy this team for 10 million after all.
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