Well GCFB, busted into the locker room to get a quote from Toni on being named the new captain and what he thought.
GCFB: Hey Toni, congrats on being named captain.
Toni: (stares straight ahead and says nothing)
GCFB: Uhhhh, you do speak English right? I have heard you speak before.
Toni: (Puts on headphones, and turns into locker)
GCFB: Wow that was kinda rude, whats the deal?
Brian Campbell comes walking over.
Brian: Dude Toni really hates the Bruins, and doesn't talk the day before we play them.
GCFB: Really? Why?
Brian: A Bear ate his parents.
GCFB: Wow, I didn't know. That is really terrible.
Brian: You should see him before we play the Sharks.
GCFB: Why? Did a Uncle get eaten by a Shark?
Brian: No, he just thinks Joe Thornton is a Douchebag, and one thing Toni hates more then Bears is Douchebags.
GCFB: This team is weird, I'm outta here. Good luck guys.
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